Mental CVs/Resumes

Hey y’all.. Wheew.. Lots and lots of people are struggling desperately looking for a job. Sending resumes/CVs are the first approach. But sometimes, what I doubt are the genuinity of the expereinces and qualifications. Some of them are mentally funny. Here are some examples of qualities and attributes of applicants which are presented in a wrong cracking way and are called  ‘Mental CVs’.. thanks dave for the newsletter on these. Hope you don’t mind. har har..

Mental CV’s

Here are just a few: absolute cracker!

• A Level in English langwidge
• Special Forces and experienced in death
• I am a civilian engineer
• Education: Curses in computer science
• I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.”
• Proven ability to track down and correct errors
• Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer
• Qualifications: No education or experience
• Cover letter: “Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!”.
• Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for business.

Resume gives a glimpse of yourself to a potential employer, don’t let it turn out into another funny feature in a newsletter/ in the office… well, you manage to put a smile on the potential employer’s face but please.. in a more appropriate ways.. Check your grammars and vocabular, at least twice.. it surely helps..

Guys and Girls.. All d best for your career!

har har … – bk

~ by frontglaciers on June 16, 2007.